Have you ever seen the movie, "Emperor's New Groove"? I must admit, it's a favorite of mine.
I have conversations like the one above a lot with my shoulder angel. Oh, if you don't have one I would highly encourage you to apply for one. The application fee is $50, payable to Serene.
Well, I'm thinking my shoulder devil won again because in the name of keeping things real, here I go.
~~~Thinking to self, "Oh ya, today was the day! I'm on top of it all! I'm in control! I'm Super Mom!"
I confidently placed my small pot of water on the back burner and turning the heat up to high, I walk away from the stove to change over the laundry. After all, it does take a few minutes for water to start boiling.
As I started to walk back to the kitchen, I heard a loud explosion!
Wondering what in the world was left out that the kids could have possibly destroyed, I ran the few remaining steps to the kitchen.
Ker-pow!
Thinking I was a complete genius, I purposely placed it on a burner and turned it on to high, totally sure it was going to be an easy way to warm up the chicken.
You should have seen it. I went to move the pan a little and when I did, right then and there with me and my poor friend standing nearby, the pan exploded, spewing glass and chicken EVERYWHERE.
I'm starting to think it takes real talent to be able to blow up more than one glass dish. Should I add it to my resume?
Oh ya, mad skills.
Oh ya, I was on top of things alright.
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Serene is a mom to four kids born in four and a half years who has nightmares about exploding kitchenware and flying glass. She blogs about all her misadventures over at Serene is my name, not my life! She is also a freelance artist. Check out her portfolio page!
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