Spotlight? I don't need no stinkin' spotlight...

I know. None of you care about silly old things like blog traffic and new readers and hundreds of new hits every day. You don't care a BIT. Such things are superficial and childish and shallow... So don't bother nominating yourself or your favorite blogger. Who needs more traffic and followers, readers, fame or fortune?

Oh wait. YOU do? You want all the fame, fortune and glory that comes with winning the May Blog spotlight? Well then, go nominate yourself, and get your peeps to nominate you. Get your Mom or your Grandma to nominate you... Just get nominating!

Nominations close Friday, May 1st at 11:59pm.

*If you have been in the final blog spotlight poll,
you must wait 3 months before you can be nominated again. Thanks. *