Word To Your Mother

I am a woman of many talents. 

I can sing. 

I can sew. 

I can cook.

But the talent that I am secretly proud of, is this: 

I know how to make people feel uncomfortable. 

It's my secret weapon, that I only use in extreme emergencies... like really long home teacher visits.... or in hospital waiting rooms. 

Say what you will, but I'm telling you, it is a finely honed SKILL. 

Word to your Mother.